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BEN CORP
OFFICIAL EMPLOYEE DIRECTORY · INTERNAL ORGANS DIVISION
A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of One Guy From Green Bay · Synergized: August 1981
Welcome to the official corporate hub of BEN CORP. We keep things running — mostly on spite, tacos, and moderate stress. Explore our divisions below.
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BEN'S WALLET
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ABOUT US
Meet the team. Internal Organs Division. All essential (mostly).
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PROBLEMS
A comprehensive list of things going wrong. Updated never.
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SOLUTIONS
Fixes we've considered, attempted, or ignored entirely.
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CONTACT
Submit a memo to HR / Filtration. Karen will review it. Eventually.
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